Judge: How do you plead?
Spiderman: *mouths ‘not guilty’*
Deadpool: Hot milky.
Spiderman: *face palms* just take him
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Peter: Uncle Wade! Guess what, guess what? I'm an Avenger now!
Wade: Wait,what? What about the X-Force?
Tony: Oh, that's too bad! You see Peter won't be able to be a part of your club, anymore. Avengers have daily meetings, then there are our assignments and since Peter is new, he's going to have to do some extra work around the office.
Peter: Wait, you never mentioned that...
Tony: Oh no, it's meeting time! Say goodbye forever to uncle Wade, Peter!
Datin Jessica Davis would include… || Fem!reader
- It was your first year in Liberty High School
- So, of course, you didn’t know that everyone already assigned themselves seats
- When Jessica entered the classroom and saw you sitting at her table, she just froze
- She didn’t exactly know what happened to her at the moment but she could’ve sworn that she’s never seen such a beautiful girl
- Confused, she slowly made her way to you and just stood there, in front of you for some good seconds.
- Until you eventually ask her if there’s something wrong
- She comes back to reality and replaces a strand of hair behind her ear and manages to say: « Well, I think that you’re sitting at my table… »
- « Oh, I-I’m sorry, then. I didn’t know that you guys already had assigned tables. » you reply while you start to gather your things, ready to leave. « No, no, it’s fine. I guess I’ll just sit somewhere else, » she says as she gently presses your hands down with hers. « You’re sure ? » you ask, still a bit confused. She nodded: « Yeah, I’m sure. See you later? » she quickly states while she walks away, towards the front of the class, her books pressed against her chest. « Yeah, I guess. » you breathe.
- She turned around and glanced at you many times during that class
- As soon as she noticed that you finally had your own compliments box, she waited for you to leave the classroom and discreetly put her own compliment in your box.
- The next day, you went to check it out and read the only one you received: « You’re really pretty. I wish I had the courage to ask for your number… »
- You immediately turned around, just to see if you could catch anyone starring at you. When your gaze met Jessica’s, you smiled and she looked down (she countlessly damned herself for being caught) but finally smiled after a minute.
- She didn’t really know what was happening to her but she liked it.
- Shy Jessica at the beginning of your relationship
- Dates at Monet’s
- Lots of cuddles, hugs, and kisses
- She’s clingy
- But so are you
- Her mom loves you, she thinks you’re really pretty and so sweet with her daughter
- Her dad considers you like his own daughter
- Family Dinners
- Naughty hands under the table (most of the times, she’s the one doing it on purpose)
- She loves seeing you blushing
- Singing together while getting ready
- Lots of I love you’s
- Hannah ships you girls so much
- Jessica evens believes that she runs a blog about you
- Stealing each other’s clothes
- «Sleep with me, please? »
- She’s really protective of you, especially when it comes to the jocks
- Often if not always being in each other’s snapchat stories
- There’s just so much love between the two of you
A/ N: Hope you like it! Sorry for the lateness, though, hope you’ll understand x
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You know, this is why content creators end up abandoning their works, right?
80 likes compared to 10 reblogs means that only 12% of people decided that what you did is worth showing other people.
If you like the thing, reblog it. You don’t even have to add tags, just spread it so that a) other people can see it, and b) the creator gets recognition for what they did.
Obviously, those numbers are never going to match, but the divide should not be that huge.
It’s even more important right now, because tumblr is garbage and they’ve stopped allowing anything with an outside link from appearing in tags. Writers/artists cannot tag things to their twitter/store/writing website. That can cause a significant drop in views, especially for newer creators.
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